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The Taco-class Megaship is a massive craft produced by the Riggoes, a seemingly harmless sentient race of super dogs.
Using a giant vacuum, the ship sucks in a planet small enough to fit then uses a giant spring mechanism to launch the planet at enemy targets. It has been confirmed as the Riggoes' twelve strongest weapon system.
If it wishes to, the Taco-class may glass a planet instead of use it as a projectile. Using its multiple energy projectors, the Taco-class is able to glass an earth-sized planet in approximately 90 seconds. It can then be sucked up to use in the Planet Shooter.
- "Ruff Ruff"
- ―Anonymous Riggoe
- "If we had these at harvest, I think we almost could'a won."
- ―Anonymous Human
- "I bet they got the Great Journey in there..."
- ―Anonymous San Shyuum