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Lordofmonsterisland 16,326 edits since July 31, 2007

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The Lord of Monster Island
Frodo: "I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who come to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All they have to decide is what to do with the time that is given them."
―from the Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Rings


"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the now - the present is ever fleeting. The future is where we must live. The future is what we must plan for."
―excerpt from 24 terabyte data image extracted from Forerunner Terminal Network (found on the inside of the Halo 3 Original Soundtrack)
"When writing a novel, a writer should create living people; people, not characters. Characters are caricatures"
―Ernest Hemmingway


Contents

[edit] //Start-up Sequence Initiated//

Hello <insert name here>, I am the powerful administrative intelligence known as Lordofmonsterisland, designated LOMI. All my work can be found in Sub-Server Alpha. I was constructed[cross-reference]born[end ref] in the decade designated by Humans as the 1990's A.D., and my server[cross-reference]home[end ref] in the area Humans designate as Texas.

I discovered and infiltrated the Grand Wikia Server at Sub-server "Kaiju" on data-cycle 93[cross reference]May 20th, 2007[end ref], after which I entered Sub-server "Halo" on data-cycle 125 [cross reference]June 12th[end ref] and then lastly came to this server on data-cycle 170 [cross reference]July 31st[end ref].

My programming ensures that constant working on various projects throughout the server, so if I am found editing your pages, it will only be for the good of the article/site, and will either be categorization, template addition/replacement, or red-link annihilation/redirection. A major note is that in the event I place several periods on the talk page of your article, your article is then doomed.

I am attempting to procure all of the Halo books, though I have already read the Halo Graphic Novel and pieces of the other books. I own and have played through all three Halo games, and will hopefully soon gain Halo Wars.

[edit] //Logs//

//HF "Gods"//

This is the pantheon of Halo Fanon "Gods".

//Stories and Battles I made/participated in//

//In chronological order//

//Non-canon stories//

  • Halo: What If?, a story in an Alternate Universe where everything you know and love is probably done away with.
  • The Great Text Adventure, a text adventure that makes fun of the latter half of Halo 3, starting with when they arrive at the Ark. (dropped out of it)
James D/LOMI
Age Old Enough to Drive, But Not Driving
Gender Male
Height Near 6 ft
Weight Over 100 pounds
Blood Type Unsure
Date of Birth May 12th
Zodiac Unknown
Birthplace Eastern Tejas
Religion Baptist Christian
Favourite Halo/Kaiju/LOTR
Specialty Details, Creativity (Limited), Canon-Enforcement
Occupation Student
Personal Website None
Rank on Wiki Administrator, Site Veteran (2nd Class)
Gamertag None (no online services)
Other Usernames None


//Edits//

Acknowledgements to MatthiasM for finding out about this beautiful extension!

//Userboxes//

This user is a Sergeant in the CAF
Dr. Pepper This user loves to swig Dr. Pepper
This user's motto is "Never give up!"
This user owns an Xbox.
This user is a Christian.
This user watches Lost.
This user loves Mountain Dew Game Fuel.
This user has 12,500 edits.
This user has completed Halo: Combat Evolved on Legendary.
This user has completed Halo 2 on Legendary.

//Quotes//

"What has passed has passed and what will come will come. Just make sure that you survive to see the future and remember the past"
―Myself
"Never make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it"
―Cortana
"Die? Didn't you know?...Spartans never die"
―Kurt-051
Frodo: "I wish the ring had never come to me; I wish none of this had ever happened"
Gandalf: "So do all who come to see such times but that is not for them to decide; All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you"
―In the mines of Moria


"Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option"
―Spiderman
"Only heroes die. Villains and cowards are left to suffer"
―Adalric Cessius Brandl
"Do or do not, there is no try"
―Yoda
"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at"
―Murphy's Law
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure"
―Murphy's Law
"Joy to the world, my foe is dead, I bar-B- AAAHHHHHHH!!"
―My friend, doing a victory celebration as I give him the Hug of Death
"Dang you! Dang you to Hello Kitty!"
―My friend, being herself. Don't ask.
"The Men in White are coming to take you away, haha!"
―Unknown
"An invisible sign that only blind people can read. Those blind people try to explain it to the deaf people who think it's referring to their mentally absent friends"
―§yzygy, in response to myself stating that HF has an invisible sign calling stupid people and arguments to it
"[Society should] condemn a little more and understand a little less"
―British Prime Minister John Major
"Delete: it's divine wind shall rush through the site, cleansing the unworthy and sweeping up the faithful to glorious salvation"
―Me, told to ODST Joshie after he said I liked to delete things
Spartan-091: "*Makes vulgar noise* Silent Yet Deadly? Shouldn't that read "Silent But Deadly"? You know, the term for, um, flatulations uttered by octogenarians? Just sayin'..."
LOMI: "Ooops.... I forgot about that. Better change it."
Spartan-091: "Much better. Much."
— Me and Spartan-091 discussing the title of the USR ship Deathly Silence, originally called "Silent But Deadly"; note that even 091's suggestion was changed later

//Awards//

Halo Fan Fiction Wikia
The Official Wikia of Halo Fan Fiction
Founded January 11, 2007

Administrators of Halo Fan Fiction Wikia are chosen by the most stringest standards—only the elect are chosen by the Wikia's community and administration to serve as an Administrator. Today, on behalf of Halo Fan Fiction Wikia, its community, and its administrators, we commend you for your exceptional dedication, contributions, and service to the Wikia.

Upon the deliberations and the concensus of the community, administrators, and bureaucrats, we, the Administration, thus formally grant you the title, privileges, and responsibilities of an Administrator and System Operator of Halo Fan Fiction Wikia.

Given on this date, September 5, 2008, to Lordofmonsterisland.

Formally confirmed by:

RelentlessRecusant, Halo Fan Fiction Wikia, Co-Founder and Bureaucrat
Harvard Stem Cell Institute & Harvard University
UMDNJ-Robert Wood Johnson Medical School & Rutgers University

On behalf of UNSC HIGHCOM, Ajax 013 has awarded you the Colonial Cross, the highest military decoration awarded to UNSC Servicemen and women, for acts of singular daring and devotion.

Given on this date, September the 11th, 2008, to Lordofmonsterisland.


For Countless Months of Distinguished Service, Lordofmonsterisland Has Been Officially Recognized by 117649AnnihilativeRepentance With Site Veterancy On This Date, 24 September, Year of 2009.


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